The origin of the Carlton Dance.
- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
- Paul Mccartney: The Queen requests that you please leave in an orderly fashion or she will release the corgis
In my head, I'm a mix of Janis Joplin and Tank Girl. On the outside, I'm a 5ft 10 sarcastic misfit who bakes too much and has dreams of living on the beach in a home made hut. I know too much about 90's childrens tv..Equalist.
I don't approve of racism, sexism, homophobia, people generally being awful to other living creatures. I believe that if you can't say anything nice then you shouldn't say anything at all. I am forever learning about people, and what makes people who they are. I am always eager to learn so I can become educated, rather than ignorant.
I may be a little weird, but I swear I'm nice really. Honest. Brownie promise.
I frikken love Koalas, Stephen Fry, deadpan humour, kitsche....even though I bet I've spelt that wrong, rockabilly, tattoos, rock'n'roll, Dave Grohl, Robert Downey Jnr, Thor, Ironman, being an Irish Jew pretending to be an English bird, chow chows, 90's cartoons and Pandas.
The wife. Personal. Things to do before I die. Ask me lovely things. What you need to know.
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